i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

(Source: bicorn, via jollllly)

heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

when i try to take a picture:

(via rambunctious-child)

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek, via jollllly)

• PoC: here's reasons why racism is bad and is affecting me and other PoC and actively stopping me from foing what I got to do
• a white: but racism goes both ways
• PoC: what the hell are you talking about
• a white: I said racism goes both ways
• PoC: well we're discussing how white supremacy is a system of oppression that has prevented people from getting jobs, turned police and military forces against us, demonized us in the media and is even getting us killed on a day basis. If you look at this chart/study/book/other academic resource-
• a white: okay but what about the time I was twerking in the club and this black laughed at me and called me whitey
• PoC: that sucks but that's not quite the same as a black person getting a longer sentence for committing the same crime as a white do you understand
• a white: racism goes both ways
• PoC: .........

qgirlthesalacious:

interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

we are too damn smart

(via rambunctious-child)